hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My cat gives me a boner
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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