There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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