you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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