Where did you get a picture of my penis
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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