worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
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