I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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