My room smells like vodka and shame
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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