You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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