You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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