so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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