We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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