"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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