But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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