I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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