I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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