Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I'm both gender and math confused
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