what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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