I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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