On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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