I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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