I have demons in me.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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