gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize