Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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