You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
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