So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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