speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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