i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
foreskin is a definite game changer
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
Randomize
