so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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