He kissed a someone with a penis
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You've changed since you got that strap on
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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