let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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