i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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