It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i permit you to call me
Your tits are I can't wait for
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
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