i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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