What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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