I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
you inspire me to be a worse person
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Randomize
