Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
lets start a swedish sibling band together
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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