Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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