Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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