And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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