I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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