he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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