They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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