I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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