She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
