Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
tell me about the fingering
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