I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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