But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Randomize
