DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
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