So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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