Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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