id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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