okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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