Sry I called you an 8
their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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