just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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